Correlation between tattoos for lower back and ice cream?

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Halton asked:

I've notice that most ladies with tattoos on their lower back also like.....ice cream! Some like chocolate, some tutti-frutti, whateva, but they ALL SEEM TO LIKE ICE CREAM!

Is it true that people call such tattoos "ice cream licker stickers"? I heard that somewhere, buying antibiotics online I dunno where, maybe in some movie.

Reply:

I just asked my gf about this.

She reports that ice cream is actually a poor substitute for - gelato! How convenient that we have an excellent gelato place in town...

Anyhow, the ice cream/lower back tattoo is actually just a subset of the real correlation. That is an asymptotic join of women who like sweet, cold milk base products - of which both ice cream and gelato are just instantiations - and those have permanent subdermal ink placement.

And now, my head will explode. It does that from time to time; sorry about the mess. Don't slip...